Amazon.com: Electronics: Segway Human Transporter: " Great product, August 3, 2003
Reviewer: Matt from San Luis Obispo, CA United States
I was out drinking beers one night and I found one with the keys in it and I took off on it and had no problem keeping my balance.
When i was pulled over, all the cops said was, how much is that thing? Have you fallen off? Is there a spot to hold your beer can.
It was pretty cool.
MAtt "

ha, ha, ha. I can't believe Amazon posted this review.